Remember your Evil Robot Insurance

by Jonty
Originally posted on Jonty City


If the robots really do take over, be sure to have Evil Robot Insurance.

The Robot Takeover Has Already Started... in Sweden.

by Jonty
Originally posted on Jonty City


I recently wrote about a possible robot takeover of civilization as an option for the http://jontycity.blogspot.com/search/label/Post-apocalypse. Today, I discovered that it has already started. In Sweden?

Apparently, a giant rock-moving robot grabbed its repairman by the head and tried to snap him like a Slim Jim.

My guess is that he was heading towards the wiring mistake that was the cause of its sentience. Like in the Short Circuit movies.

That was a great movie. Perhaps I'll review it soon.

I Forgot an Apocalypse!

by Jonty
Originally posted on Jonty City

Oh my god, I completely forgot a whole category of apocalypses:

Robot Takeover.

It's so obvious. Thank goodness we have Keanu Reeves to save us with his lame computer kung-fu.